I convinced my sister one time that Hank Cartwright was the guy who invented faucet handles, and that's why they always have H and C on them. "I kid you not! I always thought it stood for Hot and Cold!" she protested. I was cracking up.
Here's a good rumor: The band Toto was actually formed by a couple of members who had left the band Kansas. They named it that because "I don't think we're in Kansas any more."
One of the things I thought was neat when I read "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" is that it seems that Douglas Adams figured out a way to work every clever thing he had ever thought of into the book. So, I've started carrying a digital recorder around with me, so I can capture those brilliant moments that the universe keeps sending to my brain. Then I can record my cleverness to share with the masses. Aren't you lucky?
I have a friend who was praying one time when he was a young man, and suddenly had a divine revelation that there really isn't anything up there. Hard to figure out where the divine revelation came from, eh?